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This questionnaire was created over a few years and consist of some of the most random questions we could think of. Some of them aren’t even questions and most of them are worded very poorly. This was just for fun though and if you ever feel like answering it just email us the answers we like to see what people say.

1.How do you like your eggs?
2.T or F: is Veridian City a real place?
3.Would you by a pair of underwear used by a celebrity?
4.What’s your favorite place in Sweden?
5.Happy Birthday?
6.What would you name your kids if you lived in the ‘60’s?
7.Do you like llamas and if you don’t, where do you live so I can kill you?
8.What are you wearing right now?
9. If I killed you, would you be angry?
10.Have you ever worn a thong?
11.What is the meaning of life?
12.What is under there?
13.What is Mr. Krabs’ first name?
14.How many fingers am I holding up?
15.You remember that one time?
16.Have you ever had a fantasy about a celebrity wearing only a thong covered in chocolate sauce?
17.If olive oil is made from olives, is baby oil made from babies?
18.What is the worst movie you have ever seen?
19.Have you ever heard of a place in Albuquerque where the air smells like root beer, the hotel towels are oh so fluffy
and anyone on the street will gladly shave your back hair for a nickel, and you can eat out of the ashtrays? (Its ok
their clean)
20.Have you ever wondered what hamster tastes like?
21.What’s the oddest piece of clothing you own?
22.Which boy bands rock out loud?
23.Are Tupac and Biggie really dead?
24.Is the hokey pokey really what its all about?
25.Are you God, if yes are you black and can I have your email.
26.what is your favorite song ever? You have one answer to this. Which song and by who. There is no “oh I have a lotta favorites” or “I just can’t choose” and if you answer with lol or any abbreviation I will personally find and kill you. No none a that crap, just answer the damn question, good bye.
27.soo…ummm… about last night…?
28.Can you fit it all in your pants?
29.Compare and Contrast: Übersexual and Losersexual
30.Does Gary Coleman really exist?
31.What do you think about parachute pants and should I bring them back?
32.In “The Princess Bride” does he say to bluff or true love?
33.What is true love?
34.What is Brian’s cousin’s name?
35.In Austin Powers 3 what does Dr. Evil count to when he sticks his hands down his pants?
36.Would you paint someone black to help them get into college?
37.How ya doin there big guy?
38.Please explain in copious detail why people use JK, LOL, and WTF in everyday language.
39.If you didn’t catch this earlier, If you use and of that stuff regularly I will kill you.
40.Smurftacular!!!!
41.Did you cry at the pokemon movie? I know I did.
42.Can hats really hold ten gallons?
43.Lobster, you opinion GO!
Thank You And Good Night
This has been a T1G production, no purchase nesseccary
results may vary; possible side effects include loss of scalp
or penis, and monkey cancer. That is all.